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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 22:11

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why did Kamala say immigrants eating cats isn’t real when there’s police bodycam footage of it happening?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?